An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
Auntiepathy
This player put up with Great Aunt Geraldine for a full month.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
Census Worker
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
Chai
This player earned 18 job points.
D20
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
FOAR!
This player earned 4 medals in Forumwarz Domination.
Friend of Forumwarz: Gold
This player is a Gold level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Gifted
This player took all of HugMastaDoug’s shit and still pwned his ass. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
I Came
The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)
Impressively Pathetic
This player topped the Most Cred Leaderboard.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Medal Winner
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
Patience, My Ass!
This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.
Proctologist Without Borders
This player completed Episode 3 with an unaligned/good alignment.
Sister of the Quivering Rose
This player joined the Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
Super 8
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
Sweet Sixteen
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
The Color Orange
This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Level Cap
This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
Thursday Night Lights Out
This player pwned Battlethreadz Lamebait during Supremacy’s endgame.
Trollslayer
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.