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Vince Russo
wrote this on 06/20/2009 9:13AM:
10 Tips for Using a Condom
* Use a new condom for every act of intercourse. * If the male reproductive organ is uncirgreat timescised, pull the foreskin back before putting the condom on. * Put the condom on after the male reproductive organ is erect (hard) and before any contact is made between the male reproductive organ and any part of the partner’s body. * If the condom does not have a reservoir tip, pinch the tip enough to leave a half-inch space for semen to collect. * While pinching the half-inch tip, place the condom against the male reproductive organ and unroll it all the way to the base. Put more spermicide or lubricant on the outside. * If you feel a condom break while you are having sex, stop immediately and pull out. Do not continue until you have put on a new condom. * After ejaculation and before the male reproductive organ gets soft, grip the rim of the condom and carefully withdraw from your partner. * To remove the condom from the male reproductive organ, pull it off gently, being careful semen doesn’t spill out. * Wrap the used condom in a tissue and throw it in the |
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