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Bio:

I appear when I sense an impending disaster. As a result, I am mistaken as a doom-bringer. That's why I can't get a girlfriend :(

Location:

Floating through the infinite void of... ugh, whatever

Interests:

I've stopped caring about anything weeks ago.

Occupation:

Harbinger of Tragedy

absollvr loves the following website(s):

  • goatse.cx
  • 4chan
  • Something Awful
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Class: Emo Kid
Level: 10
Cred: 261871
Buildr Score: 0
Job Points: 0

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 0

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An Extra Quarter

This player voted for Barack Obama.

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Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

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Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

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Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

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Grass on the Field

This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.

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Noose and Razor Fellow

This player joined the Noose and Razor Society.

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Super 8

This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.

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The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

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Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

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