An Extra Quarter
This player voted for Barack Obama.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
This player earned 18 job points.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Patience, My Ass!
This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.