Assisted Suicide
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
Chai
This player earned 18 job points.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Medal Winner
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
Spider-Man
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
Super 8
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.