Noximist

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Information

Bio:

I live every day as if it were my first: naked, screaming, confused without purpose. Nietszche is the only god we have left.

Location:

Cold-as-Hell, Canada

Interests:

self-publishing chapbooks of poetry, creating zines, maintaining my website (MySpace is for sheeple), researching spirituality, engaging in philosophical debate with like-minded fans of My Chemical Romance

Occupation:

Just another brick in the wall.

Noximist loves the following website(s):

  • goatse.cx
  • Something Awful
  • (Other) a.k.a my forum is so cool it's not even listed.
Vitals
Class: Emo Kid
Level: 37
Cred: 151606361
Buildr Score: 0
Job Points: 24

Flamebate Statistics (View all of Noximist's posts)
Posts made: 1
Threads started: 0

Forumwarz Domination (what's domination?)
This Season's Medals: 0
Total Medals: 1

Noximist's Stall
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Cyst wrote this on 11/09/2007 5:40AM:

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