Nascent [Phantasmagoric Splendor]

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An Extra Quarter

This player voted for Barack Obama.

Best Player Ever

Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.

Big Day

This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.

Can't Hardly Wait

This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.

Census Worker

This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.

Chai

This player earned 18 job points.

Flaming Black Operative

This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.

Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum

This player is a Platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™.

Friend of Forumwarz: Plutonium

This player is a Plutonium level Friend of Forumwarz™.

Hurf Durf!

This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)

I Came

The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)

Internet Attorney's E-Peen

This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!

Noose and Razor Fellow

This player joined the Noose and Razor Society.

Super-Chai

This player earned 180 job points.

The Color Orange

This Player bought a lifetime subscription of Forumwarz Orange™. (E-Peen™ designed by Aldo_Anything.)

The Grind

This player has visited over 100 forums.

The Outpost of Tyranny

This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.

Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue

This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.

Veterans of Forumwarz

This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.

What the Fuck Was That?

This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.

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