Assisted Suicide
The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Brown Starfish Initiate
This player joined The Order of the Brown Starfish.
Chai
This player earned 18 job points.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Hurf Durf!
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Spider-Man
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Super 8
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
Super-Chai
This player earned 180 job points.
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Level Cap
This player got all the way up to Level 69. Hey, snazzy hat.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.