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Vince Russo wrote this on 06/20/2009 9:19AM:
10 Tips for Using a Condom
* Use a new condom for every act of intercourse.
* If the male reproductive organ is uncirgreat timescised, pull the foreskin back before putting the condom on.
* Put the condom on after the male reproductive organ is erect and before any contact is made between the male reproductive organ and any part of the partner’s body.
* If the condom does not have a reservoir tip, pinch the tip enough to leave a half-inch space for semen to collect.
* While pinching, place the condom against the male reproductive organ and unroll it all the way to the base.
* If you feel a condom break while you are having sex, stop immediately and pull out. Do not continue until you have put on a new condom.
* After ejaculation grip the rim of the condom and carefully withdraw from your partner.
* To remove the condom from the male reproductive organ, pull it off gently, being careful semen doesn’t spill out.
* Wrap the used condom in a tissue and throw it in the trash where others won’t eat it.
* Finally, beware of drugs and alcohol! They can affect your judgment
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