The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
This player earned 18 job points.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Future Sentrillion Employee
This player obtained 1,000 IP addresses.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Hack the Planet
This player made The Sect of the Late Yak fall down and hurt itself.
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.