The Noose and Razor Society is officially this player’s bitch.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
This player earned 18 job points.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
This player thoroughly pwned The Sovereign Knights of Mongolia.
This player completed Episode 3 with a chaotic/neutral alignment.
Friend of Forumwarz: Platinum
This player is a Platinum level Friend of Forumwarz™.
Hack the Planet
This player made The Sect of the Late Yak fall down and hurt itself.
The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 1 as a Re-Re.
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.