Captain Internet

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Bio:

Good day to you, Internet Citizens. My name is Captain Internet, the sworn protector of the net. My job is to protect Forumwarz from becoming a turmoil of serious bznuz by using the powers of pwnage and environment awareness.

The pwnage is yours!

Location:

The Internet

Interests:

Lulz, anti-drama movements, environment friendliness, pwning

Occupation:

Internet Superhero

Captain Internet loves the following website(s):

  • WikiFur
Vitals
Class: Troll
Level: 35
Cred: 100000000
Buildr Score: 0
Job Points: 0

Posts made: 15
Threads started: 2

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