Auntiepathy
This player put up with Great Aunt Geraldine for a full month.
Best Player Ever
Simply put, this player is better than you. They’ve worked harder and produced superior results. You should bow down before them in your mediocrity.
Big Day
This player pwned 4 different forums in a row.
Big Fat Meanie-Head-Face-Pants
This player had an especially mean disposition. Apparently, this Player also wears especially fat face-pants.
Can't Hardly Wait
This player pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 3.
Census Worker
This player will fill out tedious forms for little to no pay.
Chai
This player earned 18 job points.
D20
This player pwned 20 different forums in a row.
Flaming Black Operative
This player is a member of the Flaming Black Ops.
Grass on the Field
This player pwned 12 different forums in a row.
Hurf Durf!
This player did something really stupid. (E-Peen™ designed by Afterthotz.)
I Came
The Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose won’t pick on this player ever again. (E-Peen™ designed by Jubbles.)
Internet Attorney's E-Peen
This is like a badge that proves you’re allowed to practice as an attorney…an internet attorney, that is!
Medal Winner
This player won a medal in Forumwarz Domination.
Our Personal Army
This player nominated Forumwarz for a Crunchie.
Patience, My Ass!
This user pre-ordered access to Forumwarz Episode 2.
Proctologist Without Borders
This player completed Episode 3 with an unaligned/good alignment.
Sister of the Quivering Rose
This player joined the Sisterhood of the Quivering Rose.
Spider-Man
This player assembled 25 .moar files.
Stop Anthropomorphizing Me!
This player received a LOLcat via Tubmail.
Super 8
This player pwned 8 different forums in a row.
Sweet Sixteen
This player pwned 16 different forums in a row.
The Grind
This player has visited over 100 forums.
The Outpost of Tyranny
This player completed Forumwarz Episode 1.
The Red Tide
This player pwned 28 different forums in a row.
Trollslayer
The Order of the Brown Starfish bows in submission to this player.
Unlikely to be Eaten by a Grue
This player got a perfect score in the “Trapped in the Cupboard” game.
Veado
This player pwned 24 different forums in a row.
Veterans of Forumwarz
This player has been active on Forumwarz for more than one year.
What the Fuck Was That?
This player finished Forumwarz Episode 2.