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wretched tears of woeful sorrow

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Wretched Tears of WOEFUL SORROW

oh my beloved, tragic cauliflower

the exalted epitome of tortured anguish

the pathos and horrific-ition of unending doom

whither did you trapize to?

I am desolate, decrepit, dilapidated, and fond of alliteration

twisting, writhing in this abyssmal pit of black despair

the pain, the paaain, THE PAAIIINNN

surreal and yet so-unreal

sculpting this fleshy prison, this manifestation of my paaaain

with my adulated jello spoon

release from this agonising HELL

OH cauliflower, cauliflower..

my tears of

wretched

woeful

sorrow

do betray this immortal quest of my blackened heart

to satiate this vegan yearning of mine

wretched

woeful

sorrow

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sorrow

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Name Klan Title Player Class Level Cred
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