fools! heretics! u wil all burn wen da re-re revolution strikes! joo wil kneel befoar oor greatness, & beg en weep fur mercy! +, wif tehz fury uv a grate dragon, wii will crush you1 because dragons be rly cool. i mene, there lyk lizards. accept thay has wings, sew thay fly up in de err, anbd no hav to wok roun. adn they breathe fire. and fire are jus plane awesoem. accept wen you touch itz, hten itz reely hurts. itz kind of sux, getting burned. liek touching foodz that’s juss been cooked. oar tje stove that’s cooking itz. it rilly hurts. and i dun lyk pane. pane is teh sux. i trai to avoid pane.