cro7ch-master Posted:

You will likely be pleased to know that the plan is to only shave my neck and head while allowing the woolly beard to grow to it’s fullest, at which point it will be braided in 7 spots with colored beads thrown in for funsies.

I am most certainly not pleased by this news as I can only picture you looking like a Canadian-reggae version of Cpt. Lou Albano but with beads in lieu of the hair tie and both are equally gnarly.

*shudder*