These are bots, right? Hey, Robin, why don’t you plug ‘em into Flamebate as well? Re-use the forums madlibs + the famous Unintelligencer™ and there you go — the website is gonna be live and vivid again. Hell, you can even bumign random amount of scoops to bots every day, and they would compete in Domination. Builders won’t be a problem too — just pull the old archive of submissions. Oh, and finally, you can make bots play INCIT! Now that’s what each of thousands new players, who are DYING to play Forumwarz but are merely intimidated by lack of traffic, would appreciate.
Honestly I wonder if this would work at all… Though the bots could just post stuff from closed and long forgotten threads to make it entertaining to those who weren’t there the first time around.