I kinda miss Celerysteve. Not like for real but more like when you break your arm and get a cast and all of a sudden really pretty girls want to talk to you and ask how you broke your arm and sign your cast and sometimes give you sympathy bjs/hjs and ****, but when you get the cast taken off you can use your arm again and your life is overall better but hot chicks don’t want to play with your male reproductive organ for no reason anymore so you kinda miss having a broken arm. That’s how I miss Celerysteve.

(posted in the style of Celerysteve)