Raffle Ticket Posted:

o Not as hot as the Arctic Circle, which we are destroying with our lack of green policies.
o Fighting for the liberation of a nation I’ve never been to or ever even heard of until last week.
o I like that Jon Stewart. He’s funny, and he’s got that cute Jewish nose.
o I’m all natural. Unkempt. In fact, I braided my pubes and bum-hair together, put some beads in there and dyed ‘em green.
o I would shove an anti-war protest sign up your bum until it tickles your prostate. You sissy.
o Yeah. A hot bath followed by punch in the belly. And then: out comes the vacuum cleaner.
o I like to go through other people’s garbage and sort them based on compostability.
o I don’t believe in families. Not until gay people have the same rights we do.
o I yell political slogans, like “Free Tibet!” Or, “YOU HAVE THE CHOICE TO ABORT THIS!”
o Only if it’s raw, unprocessed, organic fair trade semen.