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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
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Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I keep it so real. People are like, “Hey, how are you Celerysteve?”

And I’m like, “How am I? That’s a useless formality to fill moments you would otherwise perceive as awkward because you are self-conscious and that is a sign of mental weakness you should work on.”

And they are like, “Wow, you’re a male reproductive organ.”

And I’m like “No dude, I am not the male reproductive organ. You came up to me and said something meaningless and I in turn provided you with useful information; I have done you a service my friend whereas you were merely ****ing in the wind. While I’m at it, all religion is basically bull****, the Holocaust is more or less bull**** — exaggerated and used for other’s personal gain AT THE VERY LEAST — the news is bull****, everything in the media has bull**** worked into it, and you need to come to terms with that. It’s not all bad though, I figured out something that feels really good when I was masturbating last night. Hold on I’ll show you; you’re going to love it.”

Some people just can’t deal with reality.

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