Nah see bro it’s like this k this is why hostel is way more ****ed up I know I made that point and nobody really disagreed or cared but well just stfu.

The Human Centipede

“Alright these people in Europe get kidnapped or whatever”

Uh-huh

“Then their lips are sewed to each others bumes”

OMFG THAT ****S HILARIOUS GTFO

“but like you know its all scarey and disturbing and ****”

No **** is hilarious they eat poop I mean thats comedy

Hostel

“Alright these people in Europe get kidnapped or whatever”

Uh-huh

“Then they get tortured”

Yeah

“They get tortured and people torture them”

Yeah

“people torture them”

Yeah and then

“People torture them”

and?

“People torture them”

wait what

“People torture them”

so no poop?

“No”

That’s ****ed up dude

“how is that ****ed up and thc isn’t”

Uh because thats ****ed up

“but something something something”

that’s ****ed up. I mean thats… thats ****ed up. That’s ****ed up dude. You’re ****ed up.

“but I’m Quentin Tarrantino”

Yeah cool man

“so its cool?”

no dude thats ****ed up

“but you know like I made pulp fiction and all that and I’m all famous”

that movie is overated

“you didnt like pulp fiction?”

No it’s a good move but its overated its just like regular good and its kind of old and kind of boring like its suppose to be some overblown iconic bull**** or whatever its alright

“ok fine i give a **** or whatevr cuz im all famous why are you still writing this celerysteve”

i don’t know I’m not really into writing it anymore yeah and I don’t care about ending anymore but yeah you know chuck diesel

“Oh the guy who sucks fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs no I mean I havent heard of him cuz he is just like chuck diesel but I mean totally sounds like a guy who sucks fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs”

yeah I know huh and yeah whatever this was a better idea in my head and you didnt read it stfu