i’m a huge stinking idiot. a fistua connects my esophgus and my trachea. when i cough up phglem the pgleghm goes into my gut and i **** out phglem, and when i puke the puke goes into my lungs and everyone goes wow, your breath smells like puke. then i cough violently and the puke is expelled from my throat and nose. i can’t control when or where i pee so the pee is always drizzling from my male reproductive organ. it’s a thick rank pee because all i drink is cola and crap like red bull, and all i eat are precessed meats. my sweat smells of urea. i’m prematurly balding, yet copious amounts hair sprout from my ears. i have a subcutaneous so-called “hidden” cleft-palette, so i talk like a hypernasal retard with a hair lip, even though you cant see it. my eyes are constantly supporating pus from the lacrimal glands and moreover both are lazy, and wobble about like a chameleons.