n not just under covers with ****in

but i got like a regular stpid people job i bean workin in this store seein what life is like for peple what aint me an its been pretty fun an everyone loves me cuz i dont i do whatever i want like smokin all over the place anbitin women an screamin. i drop kicked this biox of somethin the other day i dont know what i was real ****ed up and it wnet flying like a 100 yards.

i keep waitin for someone to realize im Charlie Sheen but it hasnt happen. theres thils chill guy phil an we were gettin high at the tables outside one day an i was all hey phil you ever see two and half man and he was like no and i said what about the Hot Shots franchise of movies there pretty funny but he hadnt see that either and i was like well what about All Dog Go To Heaven 2 maybe this sounds familiar and i start barkin BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK like at him an at people in the lot and my dumb**** manajer comes out and he likes Charlie that my undefcover name stop doin that im writin you up and im like i’m Wild Thing from Major League and Major League 2 im real good friends with corbin bernsen but nothin

sometime when im real just out of it i got into the break room lit up on a cig and lean aganst the counter with my male reproductive organ out doin the slow waggle any bros out there dont no the slow waggle it when you take out your meat and go up an down on the seconds so it like one mississipi up two missisispi down and repeat its like male reproductive organnotyzin and i get yelled about at it a lot but they know i dont care so there all whatever Charlie you do what you want

i got like three girls pregnant this is goin to end up costin me a lot a money which is bad cuz im makin minnie with no bennies