Hobojim Posted:

When I was a kid, when Bowie sings “Don’t lean on me, man, cause you can’t afford the ticket,” I could have sworn he was saying “Lay it on me man, cause you ate my chinese chicken,” and I thought it was a sad song.

True story.

Ahahaha. My sister had a similar experience with ‘This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place’. She heard, ‘The smell of fat chicks’ instead and thought I was a total weirdo for loving that song. Log in to see images!

Also, more sexyyyy

Dear Mr. Bowie,

This is how you know I love you. I’m willing to forgive this atrocious hat. Log in to see images!