Sigmund Freud Posted:

Das ist not just a male reproductive organ mein gutes mensch. Das ist mein cigar as Fortunato said, und I am a little bit concerned that you see it as but a phallus.

I know you not well enough but I wonder if you have become stuck in ze “phallic stage”. I must rebumure you zat your vater will NOT attempt to castrate you und zat you should NOT attempt to seduce your mother. Remember that there are other women out there und zat she is not the only one who will show you affection in life.

Thanks for trying to help me out of that penile stage, but don’t be afraid, I’m forever Jung.