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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
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Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Every year, early Christmas morning, I go to work and care for 80+ dogs by myself without the standard double-time holiday pay and without any help because my boss is a Jew that won’t hire more staff. I spend my morning cleaning up poop, taking dogs out to poop, and feeding them so that they may make more poop.

I do this again in the evening.

Essentially all Christmas means to me is TONS of poop.


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