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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

My dogs are attention whores that I have to take outside about 3 times a day so they can **** all over my lawn (and not on my floor). My cat on the other hand comes and says hi to me on occasion but mainly keeps to herself and ****s in a little box that I only have to clean the chunks out of once every day or two. Advantage kitty.

Also my dogs are totally racist and bark at black people. My cat donated $2000 to the United Negro College Fund last year.


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