Can you go into detail about your bowel movements? I’m looking for consistency, color, size, weight, odor, features (corn, nuts, etc.), and any other details you feel are important (like, did you eat hot wings and so, it burned your bum, etc.)

I would also appreciate pictures.

And while you have the camera out, please include your unwiped bum. MY CONTEST IS STILL OPEN SO YOU COULD POST IT THERE AND WIN SOME SWEET BROWNIE POINTS!