I like most dogs except male reproductive organer spaniels and daschunds. They’re usually evil little ****es but I officially wouldn’t want either of those breeds because they have terrible congenital health problems. Might as well list english bull dogs too, even though they usually have pleasant personalities.

Picking a favorite breed is too hard. My dogs are mutts. Most dogs I’ve ever had have been mutts. Mutts are usually the coolest dogs. Like this akita/doberman mix I knew, he was awesome. Or this lab/chow mix. And this shepherd/pointer mix.

Now, for political reasons I usually say my favorite breed are

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Pit bulls

even though the American Pit Bull Terrier is quite uncommon here and most are mutts crossed with mastiffs or dogo argentinos that fall into the category of an emerging breed of very large pit bulls called “American Bullies.” It’s funny that you should mention

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

fine upstanding member of societys

since more than half the population around here has dark skin of some variety. And “pit bulls”, though illegal, are very very common. Most of them are nice dogs that act like the huge terriers they are. They’re loyal and funny and have that bull-in-a-china-shop thing going on. They like chasing cats and digging big holes in your expensive lawn and being goofy.

They get quite a bad rap in the media though, since they’re illegal “dangerous dogs” and all. And just like any dog (since they all have teeth and dogs are predators by nature) I’ve met some aggressive ones. It’s quite funny you should mention this because I’ve never known an aggressive pit owned by

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

fine upstanding member of societys

though that is the most common stereotype. I even know some pits that have been used for dog fighting that are sweet as all hell now that they have nice loving fine upstanding member of society homes. Usually the aggressive pit bulls that are seized by animal control and “destroyed” are owned by

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Whites

most often some very small white guy that thinks he’s a banger and talks like he grew up in the Bronx even though he grew up in Western South Dakota. HE GOT A BIG bum DAWG, YO.