sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Disorderly conduct and public indecency/indecent exposure just like everyone else. They could possibly charge you with destruction of government property but that would probably get thrown out unless you unleashed some ridiculous monster **** that caused permanent damage. I should probably mention that in some states if you’re found guilty of indecent exposure, they make you register as a sex offender. Have fun!

This unless your name is Achmed in which case its “terrorist activity using biological weapons” and its off to Gitmo with ye.