Here’s a big one: Your girl asks you anything:

The answer is yes!!

Yeah, sometimes it’ll be “does this make me look fat” or something like that, but most times it’ll be very special and she will LOVE that you agreed with her.

On the off chance that it’s about her being fat (lets face it, she is) you play the “oh man, I’m sorry honey, no no that’s perfect for your figure” card, and she’ll love you for it. Just say you meant “yes” as in “yes I want that!”

She won’t believe you, but she’ll love the effort. Trust me, it works. It’s a drunks fallback.