Fie Posted:

You look like you could use a beep. I’ve got a beep – actually, I’ve got several beeps. Now, I can tell you what your problem is, kid: nothing in life is free. If you want my beeps, you’re going to have to make it worth my while.

Interested? Well listen, from this post onwards, kid, I’m going to be posting contests in this thread whenever I feel like it for whatever I feel like. If you just happen to be around, you’ll get you some of those warm, gooey, chocolatey beeps you look like you want. Sound nice? Well, hold up while I lay some ground rules down:

1. Don’t gum my thread up with posts that aren’t necessary to my contests. That means no trolling, punk. Not in the thread. Any posts that are not directly related to an ongoing contest will be considered trolling. If you interfere, enjoy sucking on a banhammer for a little while. Get it?

2. All contests are cut when I say, or in two weeks, whichever is sooner. (Excepting when a contest says otherwise) After two weeks, I think it’s fair you get up my back. I’m not a nice guy, but I’m a fair guy.

3. This whole shebang goes until 66 beeps have been awarded, or one year has pbumed from this post. I reserve the right to sweeten the pot whenever and whyever I catch the fancy.

Oh, and whichever chump completes the most contests for me will receive an additional 100bp.

Hope you got some milk.