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Jubbles Posted:

Take the Donkey Lips route: “I can take out my retainer and I’ll get a haircut.”

If all else fails, and the Navy doesn’t weight you that way already, just get naked. With any luck, the person at the scale will be too horrified to look at you and you can tell them any number you want.

Don’t stop with a hair “cut,” wax head to toe.

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