Nobody Owens Posted:

I haven’t been to the graveyard in a year. Mr and Mrs Owens must be rolling around in their graves, but I won’t be there to help them. I’ve sucgreat timesbed to your mundane lives: all I do is sit around on the internet, stuff myself with Mc D’s and hope something good happens. If only I were dead again.

Is emo haiku.

You’re too emo for blood.

Slaughtered kosher, drained.