Nobody Owens Posted:

I haven’t been to the graveyard in a year. Mr and Mrs Owens must be rolling around in their graves, but I won’t be there to help them. I’ve sucgreat timesbed to your mundane lives: all I do is sit around on the internet, stuff myself with Mc D’s and hope something good happens. If only I were dead again.

This is like, the most boring OP ever, Nobody Owens. I mean like, if you wanna stuff yourself with burgers and junk you could at least go puke it up again, then you’d get all skinny and like, that’s kinda good. But throwing up your food all the time can maybe kill you too I heard, so win win?