NOT AN ALIEN Posted:

HEY ANYONE REMEMBER ARP BECAUSE I DO

ANYWAYS YOU ALSO REMEMBER HOW EVERYONE WHINED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE A FREAKING YEAR AND THEN IT FINALLY HAPPENED AND NOW IT IS LIKE A BIG JOKE

BECAUSE I ALSO REMEMBER THAT

ANYWAYS I FIGURED I MIGHT AS WELL BUST OUT A CONTEST TO MAKE EVERYONE POST IN ARP SO HERE GOES HERE IS MY CONTEST

AFTER TWO WEEKS FROM TODAY THE ORIGINATOR OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL ARP THREAD WILL WIN 50 HUMAN CODED BROWNIE POINTS

ADDITIONALLY THE SECOND BEST THREAD WILL RECEIVE TEN HUMAN CODED BROWNIE POINTS

THE QUALITY OF THESE THREADS WILL BE DETERMINED BY A FORMULA OF MY OWN DEVICE WHICH I WILL EMPLOY TO DETERMINE THE WINNER BUT I WILL NOT RELEASE SAID FORMULA UNTIL THE END OF THE CONTEST IN ORDER TO PREVENT ATTEMPTS TO EXPLOIT IT

ANYWAYS GET POSTING AND IF YOU ARE THE LUCKY WINNER I SUPPOSE YOU WILL RECEIVE BROWNIE POINTS HUMAN JESUS DO YOU GUYS STILL NEED EVEN MORE INCENTIVE TO POST WELL HERE IT ****ING IS OH YEAH

THE NEXT FIVE ARP THREADS MADE BY DIFFERENT PEOPLE ALTS ALLOWED WHICH POST IN CHARACTER WILL AUTOMATICALLY WIN ONE HUMAN CODED BROWNIE POINT EACH

SO GO GO GO GET YOUR RP ON YOU BUNCH OF INFERIOR HUMAN bumHOLES