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Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

The Businessman’s Handshake – 45 BP

In this contest I would like you to create a business card for Javier Bootyhole. I leave the design to your pleasure; whether to include a picture or make it elegant, whatever. Though, I do require name, title, and some douchy quote because this is Javier. As I said do with it as you please. And so if you find yourself without adequate tools you can create an ascii version, if that is the correct term.

If you would rather make one for Evil Trout then so be it.

Not required, but I would appreciate a fake phone number and/or email address.

Contest will end two weeks from now.

No limit.

Trolling allowed.

If there is anything I did not address message me or post below.

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