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Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400

[The Scrotal Safety-

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Alright, Peens, Peens, Peens! Come on in, Peen lovers!

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Here at the Peenile Augmentation Center we’re slashing Peens in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of Peens, this is a Peen blowout! We got white Peen, black Peen, Mexican Peen, yellow Peen, we got smelly Peen, we got hairy Peen, bloody Peen, we got snappin’ Peen, silk Peen, velveteen Peen, Naugahyde Peen, even horse Peen and chicken Peen! You want Peen? If we don’t got it, you don’t want it!


Log in to see images! in this ****ty game

Log in to see images! you find least aesthetic (poorly illustrated or simply disgusting)

Log in to see images! those fail-tastic five in this thread

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  • Ideally try to submit your list as an image followed by Peen name, for convenience sake (i.e. Log in to see images!

  • The Consecutive Pwnage Peens and Medal Peens (in other words, all that have numbers up to 100) are excluded – please don’t submit them. Yes, we know they suck already.
  • If you are a huge FWZ fan and find it really hard to find 5 bad designs, post at least 4. Or 3. Or at least some.
  • Only 1 submission list per user – no alts allowed (mods will be on standby to check if necessary)
  • Submission deadline is within 1 week – Monday, September 20


The goal is to simply determine the five Peen designs that are truly loathed by this fine upstanding community. Those Peens would become subject to Peenoplasty – the second part of the contest, where anyone can go ahead and suggest a new design for it!


After the end of submission period Log in to see images! will be give out randomly among everyone who submitted their list.

Good luck!

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