Haikus are dumb. Real poetry has rhyming, ****s. Here is an ERECTILE_DEATH original.
Me, My male reproductive organ and I by ERECTILE_DEATH
We conquered the desolate wastelands
Just me, my male reproductive organ and I
We conquered the oceans and cities
And soon we had conquered the sky
But promptly it came crashing downward
Because one of the party can't fly
He has all the training required
But sadly he has just one eye
You see, it’s funny because it’s about a male reproductive organ. male reproductive organes are funny.
I enjoyed your poem! Not bad at all, but it’s a bit too long for our purposes. Perhaps you should compose something shorter?