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Will you take a look at that rambunctious title? Are they for real with this? This cannot possibly be a real service. Can it? The answer is yes. Yes it can! [intro]

Alright, let us get into some of the nitty gritty of what this is all about. It is pretty obvious what this is about, so much so that it really goes without saying. But that is not going to stop me from saying it anyway! [p1]

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[Editor’s Note: Take out all this ****ty clip art before you post this.]

Now for the meaty stuff. Here is the deal; we all know m0x has been banned. Bluh Bluh HUGE **** etc. Does not matter. Normally, if he is banned he can not post, if he can not post, you do not get to read his posts that do not exist, and so on; basically there is no communication going on between m0x and you. This is a problem. A problem we fixed. [p2]

Now, you may be asking yourself; New Watussi megazeroexe Legacy Foundation Ldt. ™, what can I do to not waste my time without m0x? We got your solution right here. We are about to put you in direct contact with m0x, utilizing the highest and most efficient technology possible to us. That is right, a phone call. [p4]

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Hold your horses speedy mc-premature pants, we are going to get into that right now. [p3]

Log in to see images! If you want in on this, all you have to do is post your real, actual, working phone number in this thread. That is it! Promptly you will receive a call from the one and only m0x himself. Talk about breaking down communication barriers. [sub-sub header alpha]

Log in to see images! Once your number is posted in this thread we will do all in our power to make sure m0x is the only person who your number gets pbumed along to. We will NOT sell your number to any advertising companies etc. We will NOT give your number to any government agencies. [sub-sub header beta]

Log in to see images! The service we provide is completely and 100% legal. The phone call will not be harbuming or threatening. In fact it will be rather pleasant. Especially after a long day of work and you just got home and all you want to do is drink miller light and put the game on TV on low and pbum out while listening to the soothing sounds of m0x’s voice. [sub-sub header theta]

Log in to see images! Remember you are willing posting your own number here in this thread. There is no corrosion or anything tricky like that. You acknowledge you are ok with your phone number being shared by posting in this thread. You post your phone number here, you get a call. Simple as that. Calls are answered on a first-come first-service basis. Although we try hard to get though as many calls as possible a day, we have limited resources to return an infinite amount of calls. Consequently there may be a small waiting time after your post. Making sure to post your number quickly will reduce that time. [sub-sub Sahara Africa]

WOAH I CAN NOT BELIEVE I AM EVEN STILL READING THIS INSTEAD OF REPLYING TO THIS THREAD [header 2]

Me either. [p5]

Is there, maybe, um, another way I could give him my phone number? Ie the I am a huge pansy option.[p8]

There is indeed an option for this. If you wish for your number to be posted a bit more discretely, simply send it to this address instead: broidareyou@gmail.com This is an address owned by m0x, only he has access to it. Sending something to this address is the same as sending it to m0x himself. Same rules apply as always, you acknowledge you are public, consciously, of sound mind and body-ly giving someone your phone number. Expect now you do not even have the evidence to prove it to anyone else. Pansy.

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It’s like he was never even banned.®