hello, miy phellow phorumwarriorzs. beeun banned b verree painful. itz bean especially moar painful tahn yooshuall kuz i wuz beeun phramed. i haved tryd 2 proove taht i doed nawt banned chuck diesel & i was nvr mod bum mai threads keep changing. zo i tryd agin bum thee threads en posts keep changing sew i hads too poast sum morr tew attemp 2 prove dat. itz turns out taht i haved been sets op too gievs de mods gud reason bai amking mee powst. tew clear eny rumors oar lieses i dew nots ban ne1 + i never had ne mod powers.

i phelt dat mods bee doin thar jobs wrawng. thay ar scaring wai potential customers phoar brownie points. how wud ewe liek itz ifs an purson say taht dat ur site ore store iz nawt good @ awl an organize boycott ov yore site oar yor store? u wud nots lyk itz beccause tehz revenue phrum da brownie points r wut keeps phorumwarz going & tha revenue comeses phrum gnu phorumwarriorz. i wonder r th’ mods trying 2 destroy phorumwarz bye abusing thay’re powers. itz seems liek bee beeun destroyed phorm thee inside bai de corrupted mods. who mod mods i doe nawt kno bum there wil b noah moar moderating pho phorumwarz iffn thar iz noeses phorumwarz.

somehow tehz mods ar alzo abusing da definiton “dancing oan tha line” en/ore trolling too ban ne1 who thay don’t lyk +/oar ne1 tyhe phiel liek banning. 1 possible scenario uv this r bye useing phavoritism ore eny othr phorm off unfairness iz taht th’ mods treat poster #1 poast az an powst dat doez nots deserve banning however ifs poster #2 posted (nawt copy) taht post instade o’ poster #1 n thee smae phorum divison, poster #2 wil b banned (useing thar defintion) due tew poster #2 beeun poster dat de mods h8 an poster #1 beeun phavs ov tehz mods. zo i suggest taht ther shud bee an mod (udder thna mi because i am aiming heigher 2 doo morr postive change) dat seeses erry poster ins phlambate az equals.

joke bans giv da site teh sux image. based onna phorumwarz’s definiton (bai extention based oan wikipedia) b “a purson who r deliberatly inflammatory onna tha internet n order too provoke an vehement reponse phomr othr users”. joke bans r deliberatly inflammatory bye hvaing th’ potential tew produce vehement response bai mkaing thee target angry. therefore joke bans be phorm trolling & bye extension de mods taht gievs joke bans am trolls. wen target complains mennee moar potential customers ar scared wae.

wun wai 2 save phorumwarz iz by giving mee admin powers. i do nots seek admin powers jus too be corrupted by itz iwill uz tehz powers seek tew maak phorumwarz a better site. iffn there be anohter wae 2 do dat without admin powers [taht wil actually giveses results] i wil attempt dat. however based on da corruption uv tha mods i c no udder wai. az an admin i wil sea too taht phorumwarz wil nawt onley be kept alive bum alzo improove itz alzo. anyone who gets in mah wai wil be spared mercifully. i am nots th’ prob bum i am thee cure en de cure are nawt alwais sweat +/oar ease tew taeks. joo cans tust mi because az admin i do nots needs pay mee.

nao than mr. ward(efel trout) an mr. drach (jalapeno bootyhole), do yoo wont 2 see ur masterpiece beeun destroy phrom inside by veri corrupted mods & complaints? off cource nawt sew ifs demodding tehz mods are impossible than a phul (en correctly done) inspectiuns, audits, + bumessments o’ da mods an tha rest ov phorumwarz shud phidn th’ prob. iffn thee prob r nots phoudn than yall are duin itz wrawng. whther ewe phix itz ore @ least git another purson too phix itz] oar nawt phix itz, itz is upp tew ytou bum i suggest taht yuo choose 1 de two phix ti optiuns &/ore amking me an admin.

my phellow phorumwarriorzs, moast of phorumwarz’s pwr rest in your hands. you has tje pwr 2 mkea phriends en enemieses on phlamebate + bring abt grate positive change to phorumwarz. however i am dissappointed wid thoseses that chose to make enemieses wit eech other oar abuse theri powers. ti is your choike an belief baout dis matter @ hand & they wil shape teh result. phighting amawng ourcelveses wil weaken us adn phorumwarz. unitee is teh thge key that can halp phorumwarz.

saving ore inproving phorumwarz and phlambate is epik vital to keeping the site alive. i am not weak as the mods who are weak enough to be intoxikated wif pwr and still beeun weak by denying it. my banning is alreayd a proof that the mods are abusing thier pwoer. results will ahppen but onley wid your help. so are you with me?

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