scully Posted:

So there was a horrible argument. It happened in a car, after a stop at a fast food restaurant. As the dust settled, the tension lingered in the air. And then, with a fiery glare, a man . . .

ATE FRIES ANGRY!

All the silent rage, all the unexpressed angst, all those poor, innocent fries.

The world needs to see more of that and I believe these forums are the place to start!

Log in to see images! Make a video of you, a loved one, a hated one, your mom, whoever, eating fries angry. Nothing else, doesn’t need to be long or fancy, but the anger needs to be evident on the person’s face and, well, they must be eating fries.

Log in to see images! No “fry bangs” (much like a gang bang, but with more fries.) Only one person eating fries in the video. That kind of rage must be kept solitary!

Log in to see images! You may enter multiple times, but the person eating fries angry must be a different person in each entry.

Log in to see images! Accepting entries until August 31, 2010 at 11:59 PM server time because cool people might be on vacation and not have time right away and oh holy hell people need to eat fries angry!

Scully this contest is awesome as your contests always are but really fess up now…this is all a ruse to make people feed one of your weird fetishes just like the teacup thing, right?

I think it was the use of the term “Fry Bang” which tipped me off.

Also, am I the secret judge?