FOR THIS FIRST EDITION OF GUESS THE MAIN, WIN SOME BP, WE WILL BE FOCUSING ON OUR NEW MODERATOR, MELLTD FACE. THIS CONTEST IS OPEN TO ALL PARTICIPANTS EXCEPT FOR MELLTD FACE, HIS ALTS & MAIN, THE ADMINS AND MODERATORS, AND THEIR ALTS & MAINS, AND THE NERD O POWA.

EVERYONE IS ALLOWED ONE FREE GUESS. YOU MAKE YOUR GUESS BY POSTING IN THIS THREAD, IN THE FOLLOWING FORMAT: MY OFFICIAL GUESS FOR THIS CONTEST IS:, FOLLOWED BY YOUR OFFICIAL GUESS. YES, THAT INCLUDES THE BOLD TEXT AND ALLCAPS. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EDIT YOUR OFFICIAL GUESS POST AFTER IT HAS BEEN SUBMITTED. IN THE EVENT THAT TWO CONTESTANTS SUBMIT THE SAME GUESS, WHOEVER POSTED THE GUESS FIRST WOULD WIN IN THE EVENT OF A TIE, IF IT WAS A CORRECT GUESS.

IN FACT, SCREW IT, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EDIT ANY POSTS YOU MAKE IN THIS THREAD. DOING SO IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIES YOU FROM THE CONTEST. YUP, THAT’S KIND OF A male reproductive organ MOVE, BUT LOOK WHO YOU’RE DEALING WITH HERE. BUT IT MAKES IT EASIER ON ME, PLUS IT WILL BE FUNNY WHEN SOME MORON GETS THE RIGHT ANSWER BUT FORGOT ABOUT THIS RULE AND EDITS HIS POST FOR ‘PROPER SPELLING & GRAMMAR’. **** YOU, GRAMMAR NAZIS, YOU’RE NOT PERFECT. YOU’RE JUST FAST ON THE EDIT bumON AND USE GOOGLE CHROME SPELLCHECK AS A CRUTCH.

SO, WHAT DO YOU WIN IF YOU GET THE RIGHT GUESS? WELL, BESIDES THE ONE BP (WHICH IS A TOKEN AMOUNT, OBVIOUSLY) YOU GET THE BRAGGING RIGHTS OF ‘I TOLD YOU SO’. NONE OF THIS BULL**** “HEH, I KNEW IT ALL ALONG AND DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING”. **** YOU, DOUCHE. GO BACK TO THE JERSEY SHORE. IF YOU GOT THE BALLS, MAN UP AND MAKE YOUR GUESS. OTHERWISE, mammary glands & STFU.

SO, THERE IT IS. AND IF IT WASN’T BLATANTLY OBVIOUS TO YOU ****TARDS FROM THIS POST, THIS IS A TROLLING CONTEST. JUST DON’T BREAK ANY OTHER ****ING RULES, SINCE THAT bumHOLE MELLTD FACE IS OUT THERE LURKING, LIKE SOME BRAIN DAMAGED GREAT WHITE SHARK WITH A SMALL male reproductive organ.

LET’S GET IT STARTED, ****TARDS.