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Avatar: 27559 2010-03-31 16:35:19 -0400

[Phantasmagoric Spl-

Level 69 Emo Kid

Better Living Through Chemicals

Grandma was uptight; but then, anyone who wakes up naked and chained to a wall usually is.


I couldn’t believe he was going to tell his mother! “Who did this to you?” she asked, “Pop,” went that weasel.


Our path was fraught with peril. And methamphetamine.


He told me once, “You can’t un-sharpen a pencil.” Turns out it’s the same deal for fingers.


A bowling ball? You’re not psychopathic, you’re just plain weird.


It was huge, despite his handicap.

StarkJade edited this message on 07/27/2010 11:24AM
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