Also if you don’t like swearing why did you do it here?

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leopardshadow Posted:

Im teaching you how to survive school.

Day 1

School buses are disgusting, so walk. if you see a stranger, get in their car. if they do gay **** to you, kick their ****ing head off. when you get to school do not get taken hostage. walk to your clbum. in clbum, make sure you talk really loudly and touch other people. if your teacher sends you to the office, smack them in the ****ing face, remind them you are the boss. getting through clbumes is a ****, so i reccomend driving in a tank to avoid traffic. math is the worst subject in school, if you are having problems, raise your hand. when the teacher comes to help you, punch him in the face for giving you a hard question. bring your own lunch. if someone else has a better lunch, ****ing take it. throw the student out the window so he doesnt tell on you. if a bully demands your lunch money, give it to them. when they are not looking cheap shot them in the balls and steal all their belongings. At recess, play russian roulette with your clbummates and shoot them in the face. in english, speak spanish and write bad words on the white board.

Day 2

Tests

Answer all the easy questions first. if theres a hard question, aim a gun at a smart persons head and demand an answer. remember, never shoot a student. instead drown them in the toilets. when the teacher asks you where you went, tell them you have a disease that makes you **** every hour.

when you get an F, convince your parents it mean Fantastically not ****ed up in any way.

have ****ing fun at school