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Phantom Limb

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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
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Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

was Posted:

Can you masturbate with a phantom limb?

I’ll handle this. According to ‘The Trial of The Monarch’, yes:

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Dr. Girlfriend: (examining her old outfit) What are these hard chunks?

Phantom Limb: (momentarily panicked, then smoothly recovering) My… tears.

The Monarch: Tears?? You have to be kidding me! You know that sick deformed slob was… (shudders) You know he was pounding his invisible meat all over…

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