Celerysteve Posted:

What the difference between the Mcdouble and the double cheeseburger at McDonald’s, other than the second one is twenty cents more?

On a related note, I had a dream last night Burger King started selling banana burgers for $0.41. It didn’t sound like a good idea in my dream, but they turned out to be really good and they were cheap too so I was like these are awesome.

I also just thought it’s weird Burger King charges more for their fries than Mcdonald’s, because everybody knows Mcdonald’s fries are better. Burger King’s largest fry is 1.99, and Mcdonald’s is 1.79, plus they both have value fries for $1 — Mcdonald’s is a small, meanwhile Burger King’s is a “value size” smaller than a small… Then again, I think BK’s small is a little bit bigger… You get their “small” fries a with combo unless you upgrade for $0.59-$0.99 more. I was there yesterday and I realized you don’t get barely anything for that extra $0.59, it’s like five extra fries and a bigger drink. No way in heck that’s worth it if you’re dining in. Not that I prefer Mcdonald’s; Burger King still has way better hamburgers.

You’re a gigantic fabulous person. Only a gigantic fabulous person would have thoughts like this. I bet you enjoy bum-to-mouth, don’t you, CS? Only when you’re on the receiving end of it, though, amirite?