Celerysteve Posted:

My impression of life at JB’s house, “Son?” “Yeah, Dad?” “How was your day, son?” “Great, Dad. How’s yours?” “Super. Say, how would like to go fishing this weekend?” “Great, Dad. But I got homework to do.” “That’s okay, son. You can do it on the boat.” “Gee.” “Hon, isn’t our son swell?” “Yes, dear. Isn’t life swell?”

Probably more like this…

Daddy?
Yes, son.
What does regret mean?
Well son, the funny thing about regret is that it’s better to regret something you have done than
to Regret something that you haven’t done
And by the way, If you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and tell her…
SATAN!!!!