Professor Commie PhD Posted:

so what is your stance on the world being destroyed in a little while?

If you’re talking about Casanova here, don’t worry about it. I mean, yeah, He has several Doomsday Devices, but none of them work… To my knowledge. On the off chance that one of them does work, I can fly and breathe in space, so it’s all good on this end. You guys, on the other hand, are pretty much ****ed. I’d WOULD save you, but I’m a lovable misanthrope.

That, and I hate you.

twinArmageddons Posted:

a2 iit appear2 two me, youre all doomed no matter what, much liike my very special gang

Yep. You’re all ****ed.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

how many Log in to see images!

How many… Skulls have I shoved up… Beaker and then… Emo Hitler?

I bumure you, those rumours about my SUPPOSEDLY unorthodox sex-life were entirely fabricated. I have not, nor will I ever, engage in intercourse with puppets or murderous dictators. And certainly not at the same time.

Dirty Birdy Posted:

Oh look look look I can be a superhero too

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You know, you’d look MUCH sexier in my clothes. Log in to see images!

You know what? I think that I can save SOME of you from certain destruction when the time comes. SOME of you.

Bacchus Posted:

Not reading all this ****. Did he **** off yet? Anyone?

Not you, though. You’re a male reproductive organ.