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Parallax236

Avatar: Mother and Children

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 9 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: howdy

You: why hello there my lad

Stranger: lol lad?! who said anything about me being a lad?!

Stranger: add a “y” onto lad and then you’ll be more accurate.

Stranger: Log in to see images!

You: oh alright maam, so how are you today?

Stranger: fantastic. how about you?

You: oh jolly good i might say, jolly good

Stranger: are you in england by any chance? or maybe australia? Log in to see images!

You: Im in new constantinopla my fair lady, quite a beautifull place i might say

Stranger: really?

Stranger: wow. don’t meet people from there very often. Log in to see images!

You: Oh it’s a very peacefull place, we rarelly use this internets in here

Stranger: what do you like to do in constantinopla?

You: oh the usual, wake up, have dinner, go out in the streets giving candy to little kids and bring them home for dinner

Stranger: haha really.

Stranger: you bring children you don’t know home for dinner?

You: of course, they are not my children

Stranger: oh, but of course!

You: besides i need something to eat

Stranger: naturally.

You: and you cant have sex with chickens before you eat them

You: well actually you can

Stranger: this is true.

You: but it’s not quite as good

Stranger: not quite as enjoyable, no

You: just a little bit

Stranger: ok well that sounds fun.

You: why yes it is

Stranger: good luck with that.

Stranger: i think i’m going to go find a normal person now. Log in to see images!

You: after we eat them we sacrifice the others for the glorious name of satan

Stranger: i see. of course.

You: SATAAAAAAAN!!!!!!

Stranger: shouldn’t you be doing homework right about now?

You: SATAN!!!!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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